Get on it.....NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

So....I can't believe that I have not blogged about my favorite show of the year.......FLAVOR OF LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!! If you bitches have not seen this shit....it is by far the hottest thing to hit TV since My Super Sweet Sixteen ( I live for marathon’s of that show...). It's just as funny and Lard' the people on the show are A.M.A.Z.I.NG to watch. The first season just ended, and you best believe that VH1 was not dumb and def. scooped up a second season of this great show, which starts filming in May.

If you have never seen the show or for some un-Godly reason never heard of it; first, get you ass in front of a tv and be prepared to die from laughter, 2) be prepared for this to suck you in, cause once you see one episode you will want to keep watching.
The basic premise of the show is that Flavor-Flav is in search of a true love. The show starts with 25 women and each week women are booted off until there is only one left....which is suppose to be Flavs true love....too bad, because the woman he chose dumped him real quick....she was just in it for the sake of making a name for herself, which I don't blame her.....granted, I would never stick my tongue in Flavor-Flav's mouth (I just threw up in my mouth, sorry)


Please check this clip out.....it will explain why you must watch...





and if you need another reason......




Now that I have added another bit of wisdom to your life......go and watch, you can thank me later

Happy Belated Blog Birthday to Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So....I am so out of it. I just realized today that as of yesterday, I have been blogging for a year. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! It really seems like yesterday when I started writing about all the crazy thoughts in my head. Some of you followed blindly, while others did so hesitantly. There were even some that happily joined along willingly never asking any questions along the way.

I have to say that if anything this blog has taught me that maybe I'm not so crazy, only because so many of you agree or have been through similar crazy shit. So thanks to all of those who read...even when I don't update regularly.

I do promise to keep this thing going...hopefully for another year. And, I hope that you will join me for the ride and all the crazy thoughts that will def. ensue.

What to Wear

So.....I need some help. That's enough from the Peanut gallery.......I need help in picking a swim suit for this season and a pair of everyday jeans. This past weekend me and the other half....with friends in tote went shopping. Well, no shopping was really done, instead we looked at some amazing bags that one friend is going to buy, hopefully, and also looked for some jeans. I am currently auditioning for a new pair of everyday jeans. If you know me....you know that I am not one to own a million and one pair of designer jeans. My theory is that I would rather spend $100 or more on shoes, drinks, or food.....I am a fat girl. In fact, I don't really own designer jeans....I have like a couple pair of Levi's, which I love...did you know they are one of few "designer" jeans that come in both a waist and length.
Anywho back to the story......So when I was working for this one teen clothing store right out of college as an asst. buyer....no bitches, I am not a retail rat....I don't have the mind set to deal with customers.....I love all of you bitches that do though....."better you then me"..... I would get a pretty nice discount plus a few freebies every once in a while. So my jean selection mostly came for this particular store....."why spend mine", like my girl Kim says. In being honest, these jeans fit like a glove, they are made for people who are not the tallest and may or may not have some junk in the trunk.
Well, after some prodding from some mean girls I broke down and bought the Levi’s. Now, after some more prodding from the other half, I have finally broken down and decided that I need a new pair of everyday jeans. You know, the type that aren't too tight, but still show off my assets when I'm at the market. Right know there are two that are in the lead.....

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The other item that I'm currently auditioning is a new swimsuit for the summer season. Usually I'm a regular type of swim suit guy....nothing fancy and def. not a speedo. But, this year I want to try something different.....I have to say that I'm pretty happy with my body right now, of course it can use work, but all in all I'm happy with it including my legs...so why not show them off....So this is what I want....well I can't find a pic of it...but it's a Diesel number in black, square cut, may or may not be tight....thoughts???

Je suis Pardon

So.....I will skip the usual apologizes about not writing for a while and get right to it.
My life has been really busy and I can say that it has both been hard and fun....most of all I can say that I look forward to the change that is about to take place. Before we talk about the future...let's catch up.

Work has been work....SSDD, LOL!!! Have not traveled since late November and I can say that without a doubt, I belong on the road. Have you ever seen that Marriott commercial for "the Road Warrior".....that is me. I don't know what it is about traveling, but I love it. I love getting away, being somewhere new, and exploring. Which in part is why I love my job so much. I knew that taking the job would allow me to go to some great places, namely California..... If you ask anyone who knows me, they will attest to my need for travel. Not so much to foreign lands, although home-girl does like to get across the pond every once in awhile, I am much more of a get behind the wheel and drive for hours kind of person. When I graduated from Amazing school in NW Indiana I bought season tickets for the football season and made 7 out of 12 games. At that time I was living in Pgh, so the drive was about 7.5hrs each way.....didn't matter, I would load up my car and leave right after work. Driving long distances to places just gives me the chance to think, be, restart. I miss it.....

Haven't really been going out as much....still spending time with all My Mean Girls. Actually, this mean girl, took us out for a Ladies night....in which we went to this Place. If you ever get a chance to go.....do so without hesitation, and ask for Ja'.....bitch will hook your nails up and not to mention that you also get to drink cocktails while you wait. I know riiiighttttt........

Other then that not much else....I can't tell you how happy I am that DC has finally joined the list of cities that are smoke free. I told people about a year ago that DC would follow suit after NYC.....some agreed while others shook their heads.....but in the end it's such a great idea. I know, I'm not a smoker so I have no idea how it will affect them. Frankly, I don't care. I'm just glad that I can go home and not have to shower just so I can go to bed and not wake up in the morning smelling like an ashtray.

No real vaca's planned as of yet, waiting for the weather to warm up a bit more and then I'm sure I will find myself on some beach. I am glad that Easter is almost here though(five days off, and people say Catholics aren't good people)....haven't had a holiday since Jan, so of course it is needed. As of right now, me and the other half are going to Boston for a couple of days....I've only been once and that was just a meet and greet with some of my favorite ladies, Janey Dukes and Nanna K.....so if you have any ideas, feel free to let me know. The man hasn't been back in some time so I'm sure that things have changed.

All right....I will stop rambling. No, I haven't forgot about talking about the future......I will, when the time is right. I have to keep you coming back some way......I promise I will tell all and also update regularly.